i was given detention because a teacher found out i had been giving him fake notes to get out of gym and he asked me if i had anything that was real and i said ‘my boobs’
Dean and I are proud of you.
this is the first time i have laughed out loud at something on tumblr in months i fucking hate myself but i possibly hate this website even more
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My grandfather got suspended from Catholic school for referring to Jesus Christ and the twelve apostles as J.C. and the Boys.
"February is the shortest month of the year, so if you are having a miserable month, try to schedule it for February."
when you recognize a word from another language you’ve just begun to learn and ur like hEYHeY HEY WAIT I KNOW THAT MEANS and it’s probably some thing insignificant like ‘today’ or ‘maybe’ buT YOURE SO PROUD STILL LIKE HELL YEAH
‘nother step of dean teaching cas how to dance. i was gonna draw it all out, but it keeps wanting to be a light, airy sketch, so it might stay this way.
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